Survive, Dudes!

Welcome to the most radically unprepared survivalist shelter in the world! Because, let's face it, you're probably not going to make it out of this mess alive.

Underwear for the Unprepared - Because, you know, you're going to need something to wear when the world ends.

Panic Pants - The Ultimate in Uncomfortable, Flame-Resistant Garb - Don't say we didn't warn you.

Paranoid Paranoid - The Survivalist's Guide to Worrying About Everything - We're not saying you won't need it, but...

Stay rad, dudes!

The Panic Button - For When All Else Fails